A Tribute To Tourettes Guy

Meet Danny, your everyday mild mannered SHIT, PISS, BALLS, COCK AND SHIT!!! Well you get the idea. Danny has a bit of a case of Tourettes Syndrome. For anyone who hasn't ever visited www.tourettesguy.com i'd highly reccomend it for hours of entertainment. SHIT!
And for any cry babies here is their disclaimer:

This site contains videos of a guy we call the "Tourettes Guy". Although he has been diagnosed with Tourette Syndrome, his actions are exaggerated by other problems (including alcohol) and are not consistent with most Tourette Syndrome sufferers.



This site alone with Danny screaming about anything could be funny. But the genius comes out by the unique comedy portrayed by Danny as he watches Alf, Talks about Alex Trebek, Screams BOB SAGET!!! profanely and constantley eats cereal and has his Tony the Tiger T on at all times, SHIT!

One of my current favorites has to be when someone wrinkled his Randy Travis Poster, but a close Second has to be when he wonders what Data from star trek is up to nowadays: Danny says: he's probably getting fucked in the ass!!!





Some of Danny's Favorite Lines:
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I'd like to see you walk a mile in my shit!

Bob Saget!!!

Holy Shit!!! Piss!!! ASS!!!

Let me tell you about a porcupines balls, they're small and they don't give a shit!!!

SHIRLENA?

AHH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD I SAID BACON AND EGGS!!!

BITCH!!! I LOVE YOU.

ALRIGHT!!! WHO WRINKLED MY RANDY TRAVIS POSTER? PISSED THE SEAT AND HID MY KEYS???

YES, I BOUGHT YOUR COLGATE TOOTHPASTE, THE ONE WITH TARTER CONTROL AND IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE SHIT!!!

WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANNANA AND SHIT!!!

MY GRANDPA DIED 15 YEARS AGO, NOBODY GAVE A SHIT!!

LAST TIME A GAVE A SHIT!!! I GOT FUCKED!!!

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HE PLAYED DATA ON STAR TREK

SON: I WONDER WHAT HE'S DOING NOW?

HE'S PROBABLY GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS

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WHATS ALL THAT NOISE?

SON: GARBAGE DISPOSAL

SOUNDS LIKE CHEWBACCA TAKING A SHIT!!
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DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!!!

THE DOCTOR DOESN'T NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THAT, DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!

WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT BIG FOOT?

I'D LIKE TO MEET THE MOTHER FUCKER THAT NAMED IT FASHION BUG AND SHOVE A BROOM UP HIS ASS

I'M GONNA GO TAKE A PISS, WHEN I COME BACK I'M GONNA TALK ABOUT THE MIGHTY DUCK MOVIES

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So for those you who have yet to stumble upon this great great webpage filled with comedy LET GO OF YOUR DICK AND SHIT CLICK THE FUCKING PICS SHIT! ASSHOLE! BULLSHIT!!! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

(I'VE HAD THIS LINKED ON THE NEW BUILD, SHIT YOU ASSHOLES SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT BY NOW, SHIT!)

FUCK COLGATE.






AND REMEMBER TODAY IS EASTER, HERE IS WHAT DANNY PROBABLY THINKS OF THE CADBURY EASTER BUNNY:


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