Well Holy Shit! It's 6/6/06!!!!

Today on 6/6/06:

Happy B-Day Bob Barker:

It's been brought to my attention that most of you didn't know Bob Barker's a fuckin vampire, feeding off of broads with big breasts... Many over looked the fact that no one really wins on the Price is Right. The old ladies that win that shit get fed to Bob's personal collection of Zombies. I'm sitting there going over all this at work and everyone looked surprised. I mean come on, who can really deal with all those wretched old people and keep sane? Bob just knows inside as they're cheering for their vacation to Paris that soon to come will be chainsaw induced seizure as the zombie's feed on random body parts. I salute Bob Barker, not only is he killing old people, he's also showing America that to get anywhere in life you better look good and that's all that counts.

This Stupid asshole on the left died, here is the write up:

PHOENIX, Arizona (AP) -- Billy Preston, the exuberant keyboardist who landed dream gigs with the Beatles and the Rolling Stones and enjoyed his own hit singles, including "Outta Space" and "Nothing From Nothing," died Tuesday at 59.

I pirated both these hits, they both eat dick. Then he's remembered for this apparently: (this was the write up)

Known for his big smile and towering Afro, Preston was a teen prodigy on the piano and organ, and lent his gospel-tinged touch to classics such as the Beatles' "Get Back" and the Stones' "Can't You Hear Me Knocking?"

I can't wait to not here about Billy Preston Again.

Alphabet Of Manliness Releases:

Alphabet Of Manliness Hits shelves officially, I had pre-ordered the book and got it about 2-weeks ago. I can tell you it's rather funny at times, but in the end talks a little to much about cocks. Also I couldn't help but think when reading it that it seemed like he'd went around to a bunch of junior highs, got an over the top opinion from cracked out 13 year olds and put it into a literal sentence... I'm a maddox fan, but seriously if he's paying 12 grand a year to run his site like he states in his book I'd say he's getting seriously ass raped on that deal.

Bottom line I liked the book for the most part, Maybe certain "Letters" as the narrative might refer too. But over all reading the book is kind of like masturbating in the shower, warm and feel's great at first but in the end just a lot of steam gets blown up your ass.

Lastly it's 06/06/2006, stop with the religious bullshit and whomever saw "The Omen" today is an asshole.

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